Sunday, January 2, 2011

Donut Fish

The donut fish -- Side view
First of all, it wasn't really a fish. It was a reptilian green, and had legs like a turtle or an alligator. It was the size and shape on an inner tube. John Cleese, standing waist-deep in the ocean, had just pulled it out of the water and was holding a microphone up to its large mouth. I was a few feet away, filming the pair. Before the donut fish could utter a word, however, it died. Just like that, it was dead, seconds after showing its head above the water. We poked and prodded it, but sure enough, it was stone dead.

Top view
The film could not be completed, so we left the water. Apparently we had been making a documentary about this endangered animal, and we now needed to find out why it died. So we lugged the beast to a fish expert. While examining the fish, it suddenly sprung back to life. It was smiling and apparently quite pleased with itself for its little trick.
John Cleese

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