I went back to my hometown of North East, PA to recruit a new band for Awkwardcore. It was this guy Steve who was a year or two younger than me during middle school. For some reason, he's still in middle school. Steve's girlfriend is also in the band. I go to my old school to sit in on one of their classes, where they play a cassette of their songs. They sound like Beat Happening. But then they take me to a weird church service in an abandoned building by the railroad tracks, and I get kinda uneasy about them.