How Is Babby Drowned

Here's one from my aforementioned brother Michael.


I dreamt I was in my house at the kitchen sink, giving a hamster a bath.  Unfortunately, I left it under the faucet too long and I drowned it, then it dissolved into nothingness.  I cried horribly (because I love rodents), but regained my composure, pulled a baby out of nowhere, and started washing it under the sink also.  I also drowned it by accident and it dissolved, and I kept bashing my head on the kitchen counter hysterically.  Suddenly, mom showed up and told me, “Maybe you should go to the bathroom, that’s a nice place to take a bath… or kill yourself.”  Then I just bolted for the bathroom, immediately shouted “BLOODY MARY” three times into the window, heard a really horrible sound, and that was it.  Kinda anticlimactic, perhaps.