I am about to enter a boxing match with Dan. Instead of boxing gloves, we are wearing Muppets on our hands. Before I enter the ring, I have to go to the bathroom to fix my false teeth.
At the bathroom mirror, I am unable to get my false teeth to fit correctly over my real teeth. My real teeth have deteriorated into frail, translucent slivers - still the usual width, but wafer thin. Each has the appearance of an almost finished lollipop.
In attempting to re-insert my false teeth, I end up knocking all of my fragile real teeth out. They fall into my hands with the sound of tinkling glass and I panic!
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