Secret Minotaur

(Note: this dream was heavily inspired by LOST).

The government is hiding something from us. They have jeeps hooked up to tracks that go deep underground to a secret lair. I manage to distract a guard and stow away on one of the jeeps (since they are on a track, they are driverless). There's a tense moment when I have to duck down to hide. Luckily, no one spots me, and I take a wild ride through underground caverns and disembark in a large, ornate bedroom. An ominous and terrifyingly large form sleeps in the bed.

It is a minotaur.

I am afraid of waking it, but instinctively know that nothing I am capable of could wake it. So I smash this strange sculpture at the foot of the bed, and run before the government agents can catch me. The minotaur's chamber has a doorway that leads into a large darkened room, which opens into a natural history museum. I move quickly to the exit, hoping to blend in with the crowd and get away.

End.